As heard from the backseat of the car on our commute home yesterday:
To the tune of Twinkle, Twinkle:
"Tinkle, tinkle little starrrrr,
Huh I wonderrrrr uh you arrrrre.
UP A-BUH the uh so high,
Like a diamond in the sky...
Tinkle, Tinkle, e, f, g, h, i, yay, k, menno p
Koo, r, eck, t, u, b, double, eck, y and z.
Martha, Martha, Martha Jane......"
and then it trailed off....
The funniest part was hearing that Martha has a middle name.